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Mind If I Share Your Table? I'm Sandy.
July 15, 2021, 10:04 PM
LS1 GTOMind If I Share Your Table? I'm Sandy.
So was I, last week.
On a beach, in Florida.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
July 15, 2021, 10:26 PM
RawnyAm I stealing your car?
You can borrow it for as long as you like...
July 15, 2021, 11:52 PM
WindhoverRemember, *you* wanted this.
July 16, 2021, 09:21 AM
Ryanp225"Ya think?"
"All the time. You should try it."
July 16, 2021, 05:48 PM
Jimbo JonesAnd sticking it to your father because...
No. Not my father. The Office of the District Attorney.
...because the Office of the District Attorney never bought you a pony.
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
July 16, 2021, 06:52 PM
dsietsHey Army. What's the serial number on the rifle?
July 17, 2021, 03:40 PM
AUTiger89What's the date on the quarter?
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
Hey Army. What's the serial number on the rifle?
Phone's ringing, Dude. July 18, 2021, 07:58 AM
mojojojoThere are four types of people who join the military. For some, it's a family trade. Others are patriots, eager to serve. Next, you have those who just need a job. Then there's the kind who want a legal means of killing other people.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. July 18, 2021, 09:15 AM
pedropcolaI sure wish they hadn’t fucked up dash two. (not a movie quote an observation)
July 19, 2021, 12:31 PM
slabsides45The last two guys, they always run.
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
July 19, 2021, 01:37 PM
Captain MorganThat makes you half human.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin July 20, 2021, 07:59 AM
CQB60I was born in October. When I get to my birthday, I'm gonna pull the trigger.
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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
July 26, 2021, 09:08 AM
Lord VaalicI still think Ray Stevenson would have been excellent in this role.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day July 27, 2021, 07:18 PM
PrefontaineThere are three things cops never do. They don't vote Democrat, they don't drive Cadillacs, and they never use personal vehicles.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
July 31, 2021, 07:34 AM
AUTiger89quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
I still think Ray Stevenson would have been excellent in this role.
Yep
Phone's ringing, Dude.