Well, it starts off;

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of..."

At my last job a lot of tools got borrowed by different mechanics.My favorite line was. " Hey homie that my......"

There was another time when a young lady said "This one time, when I was at band camp," and we all started stifling laughter. She had no idea.
I asked that she not not tell me what instrument she played.

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Originally posted by jljones:
What are yours? I often use a lot of quotes from Frank Drebin. My favorite is

"Not one man on this force will rest until the killer is brought to justice. Now, let's go get a bite to eat".

And

"Here's the missing evidence in the Kelner case. I'll be damned, he was innocent"
"Frank, he went to the chair three years ago"

Love those.... You can find a Frank Drebin quote for damn near any situation.

Also, from Dumb and Dumber..

"Big Gulps eh??? Whelp... See you later..."

I use it nearly every time I exit a room.

Most all of The Godfather 1 & 2, some Tombstone and ever frequently the line from The Messenger when God is talking to Joan in prison: “That’s before you even consider the inexplicable!”

You nerve wracking sons'a bitches.

Think of a Happy Place, Think of a Happy place.

I'm your huckleberry

What in the wide, wide, world of sports is a'goin' on here?

There's a doins transpiring

The troubles is that due to a career change, I mostly work with people from Africa and they don't get the references.

My old job, we had a ton of them.

You're killing me, Smalls.

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Originally posted by houndawg:
You're killing me, Smalls.

Haha, yeah, this one gets used quite a bit here on the ship.

Badges?...........

"You suck! Ya jackass!"

I got no more use for this guy.

(From "My Cousin Vinny," passing a witness.)

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to someone who sleeps under the blanket of protection which I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd rather you just said thank you, and went on your way.

"Nooo...And I don't care!"

When asked if an idea will work: "60% of the time it works every time"

Usually in a sarcastic tone

So, I've got that going for me, which is nice.

quote:

Originally posted by Prefontaine:
Office Space, all of it. Thank you Mike Judge.

This

Just today my manager of Indian (Hindu) origins asked something completely unreasonable.

The statement ended with...that would be great.

I could just HEAR that voice.....and he has no clue of Office Space.

I've been retired now for over a decade. And I don't recall offhand just what movies and characters were involved with these two that I used on occasion:

"Eat my shorts!"

"Bite me!"

quote:

Originally posted by bald1:

"Eat my shorts!"

That would be Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

I don't know. I'm makin' this up as I go.

Now there's something you don't see everyday.

At fleet accidents:

They'll be able to buff that out, no problem - trains planes and automobiles

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.- Spicoli

during interogations:

I'd like full and docile co-operation on every topic.- Dudley

to rookies:

You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson. - Mike malone

Strange things are afoot at the circle K- Bill and Ted

I've got a bad feeling about this- Han solo

Do or do not, there is no try- Yoda

And finally: the kick off transmission for all non tactical operations is :"All units, Irene." (Black Hawk Down)