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If I'm at work and downing my fistful of daily vitamins and pills, I'll precede it with, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popping pills". To be accurate, the actual line is, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines". "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Like that one, have also used: "Fun's over over folks, back in the bus." _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
We actually had a pair of Bobs in my group at one time, and yes we referred to them as "The Bobs"  | |||
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“You gunna eat that?” “Mind if we dance wif yo dates?” | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Thank you helpy helperton. Ace Ventura What in the name of Zeus's butthole? | |||
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Electrical Engineer here, This line gets used often around the office. ____________________ I Like Guns and stuff | |||
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Another one I use when I'm blocking traffic and eventually someone will pull up and ask if that marked police car completely blocking the road means that they can go around it. "Sorry folks, parks closed. Moose out front should have told ya" | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
There are several I use but this is my favorite and I love to use it with attorneys representing vendors and service providers. Like most attorneys, they love to make their obligations vague and illusory. They also love to further water them down with stuff like: "will use commercially reasonable efforts to endeavor ...". I always delete these terms and quote Yoda. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Cogito Ergo Sum |
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. | |||
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Ar-right den Collecting dust. | |||
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Negative ghostrider | |||
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Dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria! | |||
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| Ethics, antics, and ballistics  |
It's only a flesh wound. That'll buff right out. Never tell me the odds. I'll be back. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. -Dtech __________________________ "I've got a life to live, people to love, and a God to serve!" - sigmonkey "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." - Albert Einstein "A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition" ― Rudyard Kipling | |||
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Marines we are leaving! Dude, my dad's got a gnarly set of tools. Its not about what I believe, its about what I can prove. Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean, right? ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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If a couple of people are talking and there is an awkward pause someone usually throws out "Big Gulps, huh?..... All right!.... Well, see you later." | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
Pretty much anything applicable (or modifiable) from Tombstone. Especially and almost exclusively Doc Holliday. | |||
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| Do No Harm, Do Know Harm |
Oh, and "Beuller!?"  Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
Oh you da man Clifford Franklin, you da man! What we have here is a failure to communicate. Get to the chopppah! | |||
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