What I can't stand about Monty is, he won't admit it.

Rommel, you magnificent bastard!!! I read your book!!!!

I read the Bible, every God damn day.

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I love it. God help me, I love it so. I love it more than my life.

I thought I would stand up here and let you people see if I am as big of a son-of-a-bitch as some of you think I am.

Watching the movie at this very moment! Great movie and great General.

“Message from from General Alexander, sir, reminding you that you are not to take Palermo.”

“Send him a message. Ask him if he wants me to give it back.”

Two of my many favorite quotes from one of my all time favorite movies:

Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch.

And...

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If mountain ranges and oceans can be overcome, then anything built by man can be overcome.