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Where people lived in harmony...

(Fixed it Benny Big Grin)

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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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They never had no kind of trouble.



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Where people lived happily in harmony...

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They never had no kind of trouble.


There was no hint of misery....


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There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge,
Where people lived in harmony,
They never had no kind of trouble,
There was no hint of misery.

The town saloon was always lively,
But never nasty or obscene,
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnston,
He always kept things nice and clean.

Then all at once the trouble started,
A pack of murders and thieves,
Like swarms of locusts they descended,
Their aim to make the townsfolk flee.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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There's no avoiding this conclusion...our town is turning into shit.



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Best damn movie ever! I can't guess how many times I've watched it Johnson.



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There's no avoiding this conclusion...our town is turning into shit.


And now for a little authentic frontier gibberish..

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Give the Governor a harrumpf!


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Here, play around with this for a while.
They are sweeping the country.

Why don't you give these out
to some of the boys...
...in lieu of pay?

Here you go.
And one for Miss Stein, my beloved secretary.
Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.




 
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Damn that was lucky. Dog gone almost lost a $400 hand cart.


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You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
 
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Think of your secretary, Governor


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He said the Sheriff is near



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We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.


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What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here?!?!
 
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Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
 
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Give the Governor a harrumpf!


I didn't get a "harrumpf" outta that guy!

"Harrumpf!"


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