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There Was a Peaceful Town Called Rock Ridge,

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August 28, 2021, 10:02 PM
LS1 GTO
There Was a Peaceful Town Called Rock Ridge,
Where people lived in harmony...

(Fixed it Benny Big Grin)

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



August 28, 2021, 11:29 PM
kkina
They never had no kind of trouble.



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August 29, 2021, 02:51 AM
benny6
quote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
Where people lived happily in harmony...

quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
They never had no kind of trouble.


There was no hint of misery....


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August 29, 2021, 10:01 PM
LS1 GTO
There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge,
Where people lived in harmony,
They never had no kind of trouble,
There was no hint of misery.

The town saloon was always lively,
But never nasty or obscene,
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnston,
He always kept things nice and clean.

Then all at once the trouble started,
A pack of murders and thieves,
Like swarms of locusts they descended,
Their aim to make the townsfolk flee.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



August 29, 2021, 11:33 PM
Puckpilot78
There's no avoiding this conclusion...our town is turning into shit.



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
August 30, 2021, 12:39 AM
coloradohunter44
Best damn movie ever! I can't guess how many times I've watched it Johnson.



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
August 30, 2021, 06:09 AM
rat2306
quote:
Originally posted by Puckpilot78:
There's no avoiding this conclusion...our town is turning into shit.


And now for a little authentic frontier gibberish..

https://youtu.be/M6xyV68KN5A
August 30, 2021, 07:44 AM
rsbolo
Give the Governor a harrumpf!


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August 31, 2021, 02:09 PM
twpayne75
"They said you was hung!!"


"They was right!!"
August 31, 2021, 02:28 PM
Patrick-SP2022
Here, play around with this for a while.
They are sweeping the country.

Why don't you give these out
to some of the boys...
...in lieu of pay?

Here you go.
And one for Miss Stein, my beloved secretary.
Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.




August 31, 2021, 02:38 PM
cslinger
Damn that was lucky. Dog gone almost lost a $400 hand cart.


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
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August 31, 2021, 03:11 PM
HRK
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
August 31, 2021, 05:44 PM
henkelphoto
Think of your secretary, Governor


"Evil can never be dead enough" Brevard County, Fla., sheriff Wayne Ivey
August 31, 2021, 06:28 PM
mojojojo
He said the Sheriff is near



Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
August 31, 2021, 06:29 PM
CPD SIG
We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.


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August 31, 2021, 08:35 PM
BlackTalonJHP
What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here?!?!
August 31, 2021, 09:03 PM
ptruck
"Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload a'dimes."
September 01, 2021, 09:21 AM
Mr.9mm
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
September 01, 2021, 03:32 PM
Loswsmith
quote:
Originally posted by rsbolo:
Give the Governor a harrumpf!


I didn't get a "harrumpf" outta that guy!

"Harrumpf!"


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September 01, 2021, 04:25 PM
GWbiker
"Dock that Chink a day's pay for nappin' on the job".


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