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Bunch of savages
in this town
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“Eveybody freeze, everybody down on the ground”.

“Well which is it, young feller? If’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’ll be in motion.”

“Ya’ll hear that, we’re using code names”.


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Bunch of savages
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“As I was explaing to your better half, when we were tunneling out, we hit the main sewer line. Dumb luck, that”.

“You broke out of prison?”


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Bunch of savages
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An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An'when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.


You ate sand?


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How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?

I don't know, Glen. One?

Nope, it takes three.
Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?

I don't know, Glen.

'Cause they're so darn stupid!


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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Fly High, A.J.
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Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad.
 
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Will someone help me out, what movie is this? I thought I had seen every nick cage movie, but this just isn't coming into frame for me!
 
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Back, and
to the left
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Don't ya ever feel like there's a big weight pressin' down?

All the time, and I told Dot to lose some weight but she don't wanna listen.
 
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Back, and
to the left
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Will someone help me out, what movie is this? I thought I had seen every nick cage movie, but this just isn't coming into frame for me!

 
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I have not watched raising Arizona, guess it is on my list now... Thanks!
 
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What we have he-ah is fail-ya to communicate.



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I thought I had seen every nick cage movie...!



You haven't his far and away best work ever?
(bar set low)


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not
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Me and Dot are swingers!
 
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Bill Roberts?

No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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One of the few enjoyable Nicolas Cage movies.

Agreed, the guy's a dork.
 
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Parole Board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.


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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
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Barbarian at the Gate
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Originally posted by Belwolf:
An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An'when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.


You ate sand?


Das right.



“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams

"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.


 
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Parole Board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Son, didn't we just tell you not to do that!




Phone's ringing, Dude.
 
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My friends call me Lenny, but I've got no friends.




Phone's ringing, Dude.
 
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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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...And one time I tried making crawdads, but without the water, and it was just like making popcorn....


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