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| Bunch of savages in this town  |
“Eveybody freeze, everybody down on the ground”. “Well which is it, young feller? If’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’ll be in motion.” “Ya’ll hear that, we’re using code names”. ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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| Bunch of savages in this town |
“As I was explaing to your better half, when we were tunneling out, we hit the main sewer line. Dumb luck, that”. “You broke out of prison?” ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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| Bunch of savages in this town |
You ate sand? ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb? I don't know, Glen. One? Nope, it takes three. Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb? I don't know, Glen. 'Cause they're so darn stupid! _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad. | |||
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| I waited 10 years for this |
Will someone help me out, what movie is this? I thought I had seen every nick cage movie, but this just isn't coming into frame for me! | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
Don't ya ever feel like there's a big weight pressin' down? All the time, and I told Dot to lose some weight but she don't wanna listen. | |||
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| Back, and to the left |
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| I waited 10 years for this |
I have not watched raising Arizona, guess it is on my list now... Thanks! | |||
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What we have he-ah is fail-ya to communicate. _____________________________ "It does not require many words to speak the truth.".....Chief Joseph https://pbase.com/shellyva/image/171613535 | |||
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You haven't his far and away best work ever? (bar set low) _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not |
Me and Dot are swingers! | |||
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Bill Roberts? No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Agreed, the guy's a dork. | |||
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Parole Board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear? H.I.: No, sir, no way. Parole Board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth. H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.” ― Charles M. Schulz | |||
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Barbarian at the Gate |
Das right. “Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.” ― John Adams "Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie." - Principal Skinner. | |||
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| I have lived the greatest adventure  |
Son, didn't we just tell you not to do that! Phone's ringing, Dude. | |||
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| I have lived the greatest adventure |
My friends call me Lenny, but I've got no friends. Phone's ringing, Dude. | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
...And one time I tried making crawdads, but without the water, and it was just like making popcorn.... ---------------------------------------------- ...Okay then.... Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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