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I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got
July 13, 2021, 01:35 AM
ASKSmithI'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got
“Eveybody freeze, everybody down on the ground”.
“Well which is it, young feller? If’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’ll be in motion.”
“Ya’ll hear that, we’re using code names”.
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I apologize now...
July 13, 2021, 01:37 AM
ASKSmith“As I was explaing to your better half, when we were tunneling out, we hit the main sewer line. Dumb luck, that”.
“You broke out of prison?”
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I apologize now...
July 13, 2021, 01:39 AM
ASKSmithquote:
Originally posted by Belwolf:
An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An'when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.
You ate sand?
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I apologize now...
July 13, 2021, 04:41 PM
casHow many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
I don't know, Glen. One?Nope, it takes three.
Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?
I don't know, Glen.'Cause they're so darn stupid!
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
July 13, 2021, 07:02 PM
tk13Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad.
July 13, 2021, 09:35 PM
beermannWill someone help me out, what movie is this? I thought I had seen every nick cage movie, but this just isn't coming into frame for me!
July 13, 2021, 09:52 PM
83v45magnaDon't ya ever feel like there's a big weight pressin' down?
All the time, and I told Dot to lose some weight but she don't wanna listen.
July 13, 2021, 09:58 PM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by beermann:
Will someone help me out, what movie is this? I thought I had seen every nick cage movie, but this just isn't coming into frame for me!
July 13, 2021, 10:15 PM
beermannI have not watched raising Arizona, guess it is on my list now... Thanks!
July 13, 2021, 11:03 PM
Kept BumWhat we have he-ah is fail-ya to communicate.
July 14, 2021, 03:09 PM
casquote:
Originally posted by beermann:
I thought I had seen every nick cage movie...!
You haven't his far and away best work ever?
(bar set low)
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
July 14, 2021, 04:37 PM
Ronin101Me and Dot are swingers!
July 14, 2021, 07:23 PM
casBill Roberts?
No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker.
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
July 14, 2021, 07:57 PM
NK402quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
One of the few enjoyable Nicolas Cage movies.
Agreed, the guy's a dork.
July 15, 2021, 11:36 AM
Mr. PeteronimanParole Board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schulz
July 17, 2021, 04:35 PM
Belwolfquote:
Originally posted by ASKSmith:
quote:
Originally posted by Belwolf:
An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An'when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.
You ate sand?
Das right.
“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams
"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.
July 31, 2021, 07:23 AM
AUTiger89quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Peteroniman:
Parole Board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Son, didn't we just tell you not to do that!
Phone's ringing, Dude. July 31, 2021, 07:24 AM
AUTiger89My friends call me Lenny, but I've got no friends.
Phone's ringing, Dude. July 31, 2021, 10:46 AM
benny6...And one time I tried making crawdads, but without the water, and it was just like making popcorn....
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