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I'll let The Critical Drinker express how I feel about this absolute shite.





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E tan e epi tas
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Sooo now it’s Snow White and the 70’s Dwarves? Smile


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No sir, it’s “Snow Color and the Portland Protestors”
 
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No sir, it’s “Snow Color and the Portland Protestors”


...or the Rainbow Family of Living Light


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Snow White Meets The Pirates of The Caribbean.
 
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^^^^ More like Snow Tan.

Although she (the actress) is half Columbian, so maybe Snow White actually refers to the devil's dandruff.


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I'll let The Critical Drinker express how I feel about this absolute shite.

His movie reviews and critiques of the industry as devastating.


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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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And hilariously, Disney tried to deny it:

Disney’s pathetic attempt to deny the Daily Mail’s leaked ‘Snow White and the Seven Politically Correct Companions’ photos falls pathetically flat…


What a bunch of clowns. We are done going to there in Orlando, that trip in February was our last hurrah with this clueless, woke collection of numbnuts.


 
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Heeheehee

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Lil' Red Ridin' Whore.




 
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My God, who do they think is gonna wanna pay good money to watch this pap?



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I bet the Midget Union is pissed.
 
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Gal Gadot is playing the Queen. I mean, come on. The girl playing Snow White is a nice looking woman, sure. But it's Gal Gadot. The second she asks the mirror who's the "fairest one of all," the mirror would immediately come back and say, "it's you, Queen, now sit on my face, please."

This whole movie is going to be one giant lie.


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What is the
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This whole movie is going to be one giant lie.


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Gal Gadot is playing the Queen. I mean, come on. The girl playing Snow White is a nice looking woman, sure. But it's Gal Gadot. The second she asks the mirror who's the "fairest one of all," the mirror would immediately come back and say, "it's you, Queen, now sit on my face, please."

This whole movie is going to be one giant lie.

I'm actually warming up to this super-hot gals playing the evil queen in these remakes.
Charlize Theron was smokin' hot in Snow White and the Huntsman
Now we have Gal Gadot playing the evil queen....sign me up! Big Grin
 
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The funny thing about this is Disney could have gone partially woke and gotten away with it.

Cast some young, pretty girl with porcelain skin and black hair as Snow White, scripting her as more assertive, self-sufficient, leadership-y, what-have-you, without completely abandoning the original character.

Cast the seven dwarfs using vertically-challenged actors.

Cast the Queen using an older, tall, thin actress with a name.

Cast the Prince with a black man or Hispanic.

But, no: They had to go all in



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