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Serenity now! |
Let's hear your favorite lines from M*A*S*H Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | ||
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"That sun-of-a-bitch just stole my Jeep". ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
How’s it going Ferret Face.... _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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They’re hunting socks sir. At this time of night? | |||
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I'm Different! |
Insanity is just a state of mind “Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
Hey Frank, that's a nasty cut under your nose. You should let that heal. Somebody cut off the legs. They’ll burn anything to keep warm, sir. I know but to cut off a man’s legs and steal his drawers… | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Sincerity? I can fake that. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Lost |
"You're not smart, you're stupid. Very, very stupid. But you've met your match in me." | |||
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| california tumbles into the sea |
Did Hawkeye steal that jeep? No sir, that's the one he came in. | |||
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I'm Fine |
Hot Lips: Oh my God! They've shot him! Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter. ------------------ SBrooks | |||
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| sick puppy |
"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion." ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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COL Flagg ("interrogating" Burns about Margaret's disappearance): So you hit her over the head with a blunt instrument. Hunnicutt: A saxaphone. * COL Flagg bits were the best. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
When Flagg jumped out the window after saying he’s like the wind. Then,, There’s a muffled moan, then Hawkeye says, I think the wind broke his leg. | |||
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| Happiness is Vectored Thrust  |
Hawkeye: (presenting new nurses with a care package) ..and shampoo. BJ: (interrupting) Because we couldn't find any real poo. Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss |
Ladies and gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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"Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me." Major Frank Burns. | |||
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| Technically Adaptive |
This jocularity is most unseemly. | |||
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Colonel Potter: Klinger why are you wearing a dress!! Klinger: It's spring, Sir!! Welcome to my home, that door you just kicked in, was locked for your protection, not mine. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Alright, men! we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice. But first, I'd like to officially welcome Spearchucker to our team. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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