"That's all you do? Bird imitations?"

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March 27, 2019, 04:41 PM

4x5

"That's all you do? Bird imitations?"

Let's hear your favorite lines from M*A*S*H

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".

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March 27, 2019, 09:50 PM

83v45magna

Hey Frank, that's a nasty cut under your nose. You should let that heal.

Somebody cut off the legs. They’ll burn anything to keep warm, sir.

I know but to cut off a man’s legs and steal his drawers…

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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.

March 27, 2019, 11:59 PM

kkina

"You're not smart, you're stupid. Very, very stupid. But you've met your match in me."

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"Pen & Sword as one."

March 28, 2019, 09:47 AM

SBrooks

Hot Lips: Oh my God! They've shot him!
Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter.

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SBrooks

March 28, 2019, 11:06 AM

PorterN

"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."

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March 28, 2019, 11:21 AM

erj_pilot

COL Flagg ("interrogating" Burns about Margaret's disappearance): So you hit her over the head with a blunt instrument.

Hunnicutt: A saxaphone.

* COL Flagg bits were the best.

"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24

March 28, 2019, 11:57 AM

Sigfest

When Flagg jumped out the window after saying he’s like the wind. Then,,
There’s a muffled moan, then Hawkeye says, I think the wind broke his leg.

March 28, 2019, 02:56 PM

mojojojo

Hawkeye: (presenting new nurses with a care package) ..and shampoo.
BJ: (interrupting) Because we couldn't find any real poo.

Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.

March 28, 2019, 03:31 PM

Gustofer

Ladies and gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.

March 28, 2019, 08:29 PM

mikeyspizza

"Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me." Major Frank Burns.

March 28, 2019, 10:27 PM

wishbone41

Colonel Potter: Klinger why are you wearing a dress!!
Klinger: It's spring, Sir!!

Welcome to my home, that door you just kicked in, was locked for your protection, not mine.

March 28, 2019, 11:34 PM

LS1 GTO

Alright, men! we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice. But first, I'd like to officially welcome Spearchucker to our team.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...