The Dukes of Hazzard crossover with The Shield.

After years of Sheriff Coletrain trying to catch the Duke boys, Boss Hogg calls in Vic Mackey and the Strike Team to take them down one way or another. Instead of taking them down, Vic and Shane develop a plan to double cross Hogg and start taking a piece of the Duke’s moonshine operation. At the end of the first episode, they murder Roscoe after he learned of their plan.

They make it look like he was murdered by Cletus at the request of Hogg. This causes Enos to go on a vendetta against Hogg as revenge. Hogg must then triple cross the strike team and turn them over to the Dixie Mafia for cutting into their piece of the action.

Raylan Givens catches wind of it and joins the action in a cameo in the second episode. Givens is ultimately confused because Shane looks just like Boyd Crowder. Viewers realize at that point that Walton Goggins is really playing the same hillbilly character in most of his early career. We then found out that Boyd never really went to prison, he just fled LA after faking his death as a Farmington detective.

Admit it, you’d watch this train wreck.

Did you get a little surface Fentanyl exposure on the job?


…….and yeah……..I’d totally watch this.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

Season two:

Imagine their surprise when the General Lee turns out to be Lightning McQueen! This leads them to trashing Cooter's tow truck because somebody has been tipping over the tractors. Daisy Duke calls her sister Beth Dutton thinking her Jeep is actually Swindle from the Combaticons since she found a Walther P-38 under the seat. Mulder and Scully couldn't find any clues and said the man from U.N.C.L.E. was not supposed to be found. Lupin III was also not available for comment.

Bruce Wayne found the Batwagon on cinder blocks since he had it converted in to a shooting brake. Wondered what kinda joker stole his rims. He knew that there was a 39mm spline socket in the Batcave and the only other one was in a warehouse in Chicago, but when the place burned to the ground, Otis (maybe) kept it as a souvenir. Chief Boden ain't saying a thing. Wayne Manor Inc was in no condition to enter the race that was double or nothing since Coltrane LLC had hired some driver named Franz Hermann. They had to forfeit.

Wayne flies to the 6666 ranch to get in touch with Lupin and they find the other Combaticons. They prepare to fight Evangelion unit One and lose badly. Shinji runs before April O'Neal can get any footage as he is needed to fight at the Pacific Rim.

Enos, Beth, and the McQuaid brothers realize Roscoe faked his death after buying in to the Apple IPO while everybody thought it was Lucent stock. Roscoe also had a shop with rent-to-own rims and Wayne Manor had missed a payment. Mackey heard the Bat Siren, holsters his gun and goes outside, falling victim to the repo man.

He lays to his side in a pool of blood as he realizes the repo guy was Wade Wilson who took a night course to become a Jedi Master. Wilson quit after two weeks and dropped his gun striking Mackey in the back of the neck. Credits begin to roll as the scene fades to black.

You should totally pitch this on Kickstarter

Where does Daisy Duke fit in?

Wait, I know. Daisy is the evil boss of the operation who has black widowed every law enforcement officer who ever made eyes at her while at the Boars Nest. She lures them to bed but vanishes them in an old barn where she promised a roll in the hay.

She not only directs the op but terminates any investigation agent. The cousins are aware and scared to disobey.