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"I am good at dealing with people"


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Posts: 11213 | Location: 45 miles from the Pacific Ocean | Registered: February 28, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
My common sense
is tingling
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“What the hell is wrong with you people!”



“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.”
- Robert Heinlein
 
Posts: 988 | Location: Valley of the Sun, AZ | Registered: February 03, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Oh oh oh know what I’m sayin’? Oh!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
Posts: 13128 | Location: Down South | Registered: January 16, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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We'll be getting rid of these people here... first, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.



“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
 
Posts: 2863 | Location: SE WI | Registered: October 07, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I wouldn’t say I’ve been “ missing” anything Bob.




“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
 
Posts: 5671 | Location: Upstate NY | Registered: February 28, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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What is it that... you do here?


phxtoad

"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
 
Posts: 428 | Location: Tempe, Arizona | Registered: October 01, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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PC load letter...


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
Posts: 6036 | Location: Central Texas | Registered: September 14, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
The Unmanned Writer
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I love Michael Bolton.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
Posts: 14256 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
california
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I asked for a mai tai, and they brought a pina colada.
 
Posts: 10665 | Location: NV | Registered: July 04, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Fool for the City
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"...two chicks at the same time."


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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
 
Posts: 5332 | Location: Pottstown, PA | Registered: April 26, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Probably on a trip
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Yeeeeaaaaahhhh.......




This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector.
Plato
 
Posts: 1785 | Location: Texas! | Registered: June 13, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Watch out for your cornhole, bud."




God bless America.
 
Posts: 14178 | Location: Frog Level Yacht Club | Registered: July 15, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
Posts: 699 | Location: DFW | Registered: August 15, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.


there is a lot of truth in that line !! Big Grin

what a great comedy sleeper

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Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
 
Posts: 8940 | Location: Florida | Registered: September 20, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I'm not laughing
WITH you
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"I deal with the God damned customers so the engineers don't have to."

I think that line describes the "Sales Engineer" perfectly.




Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
 
Posts: 23583 | Location: Gainesville, GA | Registered: October 11, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Peripheral Visionary
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"I get the feeling that Ann is cheating on me."

"Yeah I get that feelin' too man."




 
Posts: 11429 | Location: Texas | Registered: January 29, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Unhyphenated American
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

 
Posts: 7353 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"I'll take my travelers' checks to another establishment."




God bless America.
 
Posts: 14178 | Location: Frog Level Yacht Club | Registered: July 15, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Frangas non Flectes
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"N... no it's not ok, because if they make me... if they, if they take my... my stapler, then I... I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire."

"Excuse me, ye... I, I believe you have my stapler?"


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“There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.”
 
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Do the next
right thing
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So you're gonna make a lot of money, right?
 
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