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"I have people skills!"
April 14, 2019, 05:12 PM
radioman"I have people skills!"
"I am good at dealing with people"
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April 14, 2019, 05:17 PM
Kravashera“What the hell is wrong with you people!”
“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.”
- Robert Heinlein April 14, 2019, 06:33 PM
PrefontaineOh oh oh know what I’m sayin’? Oh!
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
April 14, 2019, 06:44 PM
C-DubsWe'll be getting rid of these people here... first, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” April 14, 2019, 07:02 PM
Lt CHEGI wouldn’t say I’ve been “ missing” anything Bob.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” April 14, 2019, 10:25 PM
phxtoadWhat is it that... you do here?
phxtoad
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
April 14, 2019, 10:52 PM
mr kablammoPC load letter...
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
April 15, 2019, 10:58 AM
LS1 GTOI love Michael Bolton.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
April 15, 2019, 04:12 PM
f2I asked for a mai tai, and they brought a pina colada.
April 15, 2019, 04:49 PM
MRMATT"...two chicks at the same time."
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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
April 15, 2019, 07:09 PM
furloughYeeeeaaaaahhhh.......
This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector.
Plato April 15, 2019, 07:19 PM
vthoky"Watch out for your cornhole, bud."
God bless America. April 15, 2019, 11:33 PM
Puckpilot78It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
Mongo only pawn in game of life... April 16, 2019, 06:11 AM
Sig209quote:
Originally posted by Puckpilot78:
It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
there is a lot of truth in that line !!
what a great comedy sleeper
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Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
April 16, 2019, 06:22 AM
Rolan_Kraps"I deal with the God damned customers so the engineers don't have to."
I think that line describes the "Sales Engineer" perfectly.
Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
April 16, 2019, 07:46 AM
tigereye313"I get the feeling that Ann is cheating on me."
"Yeah I get that feelin' too man."
April 16, 2019, 02:59 PM
Floyd D. BarberAnd I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
April 16, 2019, 06:10 PM
vthoky"I'll take my travelers' checks to another establishment."
God bless America. April 16, 2019, 07:12 PM
P220 Smudge"N... no it's not ok, because if they make me... if they, if they take my... my stapler, then I... I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire."
"Excuse me, ye... I, I believe you have my stapler?"
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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
April 17, 2019, 01:22 AM
bobtheelfSo you're gonna make a lot of money, right?
