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Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.




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"No ma'am, we're musicians."
 
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The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers..............
has been approved.



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Mistake Not...
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Oh, we have both kinds of music here, country and western!


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"Illinois Nazis."

"I hate Illinois Nazis."



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We're in a truck!


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How much for the little girl?... the women ... how much for the women?
Your women... I want to buy your women… the little girl, your daughters... sell them to me... sell me your children....
 
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We're on a mission from God.
 
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How oftens that train go by?

So often you won't even notice it.




 
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Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!
 
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We're on a mission from God.


 
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It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!
 
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No they don't have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 W Addison.

1060 W Addison? That's Wriggly Field




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"Owww, stupid fat penguin!"
 
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Fix the cigarette lighter.......


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We'll talk ta Bob.



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"When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound...."

"I heard the jingle jangle of a thousand lost souls"
 
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2000 bucks and it's yours, you can take it home with you.
As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.
 
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I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!


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