Who wants an Orange Whip?

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June 28, 2017, 08:06 PM

ugeesta

Who wants an Orange Whip?

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

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June 28, 2017, 08:27 PM

two-two-niner-romeo

The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers..............
has been approved.

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June 28, 2017, 08:30 PM

Loswsmith

Oh, we have both kinds of music here, country and western!

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June 28, 2017, 08:32 PM

TheFrontRange

"Illinois Nazis."

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

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June 28, 2017, 09:00 PM

recoatlift

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"

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June 28, 2017, 10:20 PM

PeteF

How much for the little girl?... the women ... how much for the women?
Your women... I want to buy your women… the little girl, your daughters... sell them to me... sell me your children....

June 29, 2017, 06:21 AM

r0gue

How oftens that train go by?

So often you won't even notice it.

June 29, 2017, 06:43 AM

IndyRob

Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!

June 29, 2017, 09:18 AM

tk13

quote:
Originally posted by Anubismp:
We're on a mission from God.

June 29, 2017, 11:48 AM

PeteF

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

June 29, 2017, 12:09 PM

Lord Vaalic

No they don't have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 W Addison.

1060 W Addison? That's Wriggly Field

Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day

June 30, 2017, 08:20 AM

shovelhead

Fix the cigarette lighter.......

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June 30, 2017, 01:13 PM

Andcommande

"When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound...."

"I heard the jingle jangle of a thousand lost souls"

June 30, 2017, 02:54 PM

corsair

2000 bucks and it's yours, you can take it home with you.
As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

June 30, 2017, 09:10 PM

2Adefender

I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!

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