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Rule #1: Use enough gun
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How 'bout if I just kick your ass?



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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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Oooh a counter offer. We lawyers, I'm a lawyer, we lawyers call that a 'counter offer'.




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It's made out of corn. Them hominy grits.
 
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The two yutes...




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Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, OK?
I got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail.
An idiot who wants to fight me for $200.
Slaughtered pigs. Giant, loud, whistles.
I ain’t slept in five days.
I got no money. A dress-code problem.
And a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids.
Not to mention your...
..biological clock, my career, your Life, our marriage,...
..and let me see, what else can we pile on?
Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?!
Is it possible?!!!




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Originally posted by jljones:
The two yutes...


"Two Whhaaa"




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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, OK?
I got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail.
An idiot who wants to fight me for $200.
Slaughtered pigs. Giant, loud, whistles.
I ain’t slept in five days.
I got no money. A dress-code problem.
And a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids.
Not to mention your...
..biological clock, my career, your Life, our marriage,...
..and let me see, what else can we pile on?
Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?!
Is it possible?!!!


 
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That's a bullshit question.


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Are you mocking me?


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Everything that guy just said is bullshit, thank you


More than a few, less than others!

 
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I could use a good a** kickin', I'll be honest wit' cha.


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Another week, another “My Cousin Vinny” thread. I love the movie, but c’mon Big Grin


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He said, "I shot the clerk. I shot the clerk."


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Another week, another “My Cousin Vinny” thread. I love the movie, but c’mon Big Grin


Couple of years ago it was the weekly “O Brother Where Art Thou” thread. I am good with both.

Each time I see either of them I stop to watch a few minutes and laugh.

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Gambini: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes.

Mr. Tipton: I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Gambini: I'm sorry, I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?! Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?!

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Gambini: Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!



There is a ton of hilarious quotes from that movie. Wife and I watched it, again, after the last thread here Smile



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