"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"
June 26, 2018, 10:21 PM
sigmonkey
Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, OK? I got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for $200. Slaughtered pigs. Giant, loud, whistles. I ain’t slept in five days. I got no money. A dress-code problem. And a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your... ..biological clock, my career, your Life, our marriage,... ..and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!!!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
June 26, 2018, 10:39 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by jljones: The two yutes...
"Two Whhaaa"
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
June 27, 2018, 01:42 AM
synthplayer
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, OK? I got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for $200. Slaughtered pigs. Giant, loud, whistles. I ain’t slept in five days. I got no money. A dress-code problem. And a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your... ..biological clock, my career, your Life, our marriage,... ..and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!!!
Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst.
Everything that guy just said is bullshit, thank you
More than a few, less than others!
June 27, 2018, 08:08 PM
slabsides45
I could use a good a** kickin', I'll be honest wit' cha.
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers
June 28, 2018, 10:42 AM
TMats
Another week, another “My Cousin Vinny” thread. I love the movie, but c’mon
_______________________________________________________ despite them
June 28, 2018, 12:33 PM
Loswsmith
He said, "I shot the clerk. I shot the clerk."
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
June 28, 2018, 02:06 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by TMats: Another week, another “My Cousin Vinny” thread. I love the movie, but c’mon
Couple of years ago it was the weekly “O Brother Where Art Thou” thread. I am good with both.
Each time I see either of them I stop to watch a few minutes and laugh.
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"
June 28, 2018, 03:35 PM
ensigmatic
Gambini: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes.
Mr. Tipton: I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Gambini: I'm sorry, I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?! Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?!
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Gambini: Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!
There is a ton of hilarious quotes from that movie. Wife and I watched it, again, after the last thread here
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
