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Glorious SPAM! |
..."did you get out of your cell???" "Trade secrets my son.."  "Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal." Haven't seen this movie in a minute! Still holds up ok for a hokey action flick. | ||
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"Saint Michael's church... Fort Walton, Kansas, Front pew, Right leg..." Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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| I'm not laughing WITH you |
"Honey, Do you want to know who really killed JFK"? Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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| The Quiet Man |
"Can't you do something about that?" "What? Kill him some more?" | |||
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"I was trained by the best. British intelligence. But in retrospect I would rather have been a poet. Or a farmer". | |||
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Mistake Not... |
Stanley doesn't even snorkel. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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Rock or Something |
"What kind of a f***ed up tour is this?!" "All I care about is if you liked your haircut!" | |||
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"Carla was the Prom Queen"! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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I'll take pleasure in gutten you, boy! Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Are you ok? Yes I'm perfectly fine you fucking idiot Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
My favorite lines of the movie: FBI Director Womack: Just clippers, no scissors. Paul the Hotel Barber: No scissors, you've got to be kidding me, no scissors. I mean, did they tell Picasso "no brush"? FBI Director Womack: With scissors, this man could kill you. John Mason: I can't cut off anyone's balls with a trimmer, now can I? Why don't we do this outside? Get some sun. | |||
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| Glorious SPAM! |
"Captain John Patrick Mason, General, sir...of Her Majesty's S.A.S. Retired, of course." | |||
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"Your unit is is covered from an elevated position. I'm not going to ask you again, don't do anythiung stupid." | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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"You ARE the Rocket Man"! "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen Carla was the prom queen Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
right side pew or left side? Guess the writer didn't spend much time in church. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
Did you see how small that church was? There is probably only one row of pews. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Did you see the mountains in the background behind the church as Cage was running away with the microfilm? Fort Walton KANSAS my ass! | |||
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