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"How In The Name Of Zeus's Butthole..."

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March 03, 2017, 05:24 PM
mbinky
"How In The Name Of Zeus's Butthole..."
..."did you get out of your cell???"

"Trade secrets my son.." Wink

"Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal."

Haven't seen this movie in a minute! Still holds up ok for a hokey action flick.
March 03, 2017, 06:00 PM
Rolan_Kraps
"Saint Michael's church... Fort Walton, Kansas, Front pew, Right leg..."



Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
March 03, 2017, 06:01 PM
Rolan_Kraps
"Honey, Do you want to know who really killed JFK"?



Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
March 03, 2017, 06:10 PM
copaup
"Can't you do something about that?"
"What? Kill him some more?"
March 03, 2017, 09:00 PM
FrankMoses
"I was trained by the best. British intelligence. But in retrospect I would rather have been a poet. Or a farmer".
March 03, 2017, 10:13 PM
Loswsmith
Stanley doesn't even snorkel.


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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.

Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
March 03, 2017, 10:35 PM
Marc in FL
"What kind of a f***ed up tour is this?!"

"All I care about is if you liked your haircut!"
March 03, 2017, 10:48 PM
YooperSigs
"Carla was the Prom Queen"!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
March 03, 2017, 10:57 PM
Captain Morgan
I'll take pleasure in gutten you, boy!


Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
March 04, 2017, 12:23 AM
Lord Vaalic
Are you ok?

Yes I'm perfectly fine you fucking idiot



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
March 04, 2017, 07:51 AM
PASig
My favorite lines of the movie:


FBI Director Womack: Just clippers, no scissors.

Paul the Hotel Barber: No scissors, you've got to be kidding me, no scissors. I mean, did they tell Picasso "no brush"?

FBI Director Womack: With scissors, this man could kill you.

John Mason: I can't cut off anyone's balls with a trimmer, now can I? Why don't we do this outside? Get some sun.


March 04, 2017, 08:43 AM
mbinky
"Captain John Patrick Mason, General, sir...of Her Majesty's S.A.S. Retired, of course."
March 07, 2017, 07:33 AM
DaBigBR
"Your unit is is covered from an elevated position. I'm not going to ask you again, don't do anythiung stupid."
March 07, 2017, 09:13 AM
jljones
Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.



www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



March 07, 2017, 10:53 PM
2012BOSS302
Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.

I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts.



Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
March 08, 2017, 07:14 AM
erj_pilot
"You ARE the Rocket Man"!


"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
March 08, 2017, 03:00 PM
Lord Vaalic
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen

Carla was the prom queen



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
March 09, 2017, 04:12 PM
zoom6zoom
quote:
Front pew, Right leg..."

right side pew or left side? Guess the writer didn't spend much time in church.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
March 09, 2017, 04:46 PM
Orguss
Did you see how small that church was? There is probably only one row of pews.


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
March 09, 2017, 10:43 PM
sig239dlehr
Did you see the mountains in the background behind the church as Cage was running away with the microfilm? Fort Walton KANSAS my ass!