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Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead? | ||
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"You better take a rain check on that, Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet." | |||
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He hasn't been able to find a job in 10 years? He's been holding out for a management position. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now…"  | |||
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol? | |||
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“Don’t forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.” | |||
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“If he gets ahold of your leg Best to let him finish if ya know what I mean.”  "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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"But I can't swim, Clark..." "I know Eddie." | |||
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That’s an RV Clark. Now don’t you go falling in love with her because we’re taking it with us when we leave next month. “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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Where’s Eddie, he usually eats these goddamn things. Oh, not recently Clark. He read they were high in cholesterol. Dear Catherine. | |||
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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