December 24, 2020, 07:42 PM
jljonesCan I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat?
Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
December 24, 2020, 07:59 PM
rat2306"You better take a rain check on that, Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."
December 24, 2020, 08:11 PM
MikeGLIHe hasn't been able to find a job in 10 years?
He's been holding out for a management position.
December 24, 2020, 08:44 PM
r0gue"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now…"
December 24, 2020, 09:05 PM
PykerHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?
December 24, 2020, 09:51 PM
recoatlift“Don’t forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.”
December 24, 2020, 10:01 PM
cslinger“If he gets ahold of your leg Best to let him finish if ya know what I mean.”

December 24, 2020, 10:17 PM
bionic218"But I can't swim, Clark..."
"I know Eddie."
December 24, 2020, 10:43 PM
Lt CHEGThat’s an RV Clark. Now don’t you go falling in love with her because we’re taking it with us when we leave next month.
December 30, 2020, 11:26 AM
10X-ShooterWhere’s Eddie, he usually eats these goddamn things. Oh, not recently Clark. He read they were high in cholesterol. Dear Catherine.
December 30, 2020, 02:39 PM
Puckpilot78Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.