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.... Now, the cartels count their money by weighing it in 18-wheelers. But one sunny Mexican day, your in-house money scrubber comes to you and says you’re 30 million light. Who can you trust to do the forensic accounting, track your stolen cash? Deloitte and Touche? H&R Block? You somehow contact an individual capable of coming in cold, un-cooking years of books, and getting out alive. I retire in seven months, before I do, I need to know who he is, how he does it. I mean, who survives this kind of clientele? The secrets this guy has. | ||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
"Miss Medina. Tell Eliot Ness to get his feet off the furniture, he's not in a barn." "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Men, women, children I give them hope, make them whole, do you even know what that’s like? Yes, I do......bang! Awesome movie, a big favorite of mine and my wife. “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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War Damn Eagle! |
You deserve wow. | |||
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| Sigforum K9 handler |
Sorry? Sorry doesn’t count you weird fuck. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
I like dogs playing poker. Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Because dogs would never bet on things, and so, it’s incongruous. I like incongruity. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Angry Korean with a Dark Soul  |
Are you a good dad? | |||
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Fortified with Sleestak |
Hello Dreamboat... I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown | |||
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Heavy sigh The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Shall Not Be Infringed |
No, I don't live here, this is a storage unit, that would be weird. ____________________________________________________________ If Some is Good, and More is Better.....then Too Much, is Just Enough !! Trump 47....Make America Great Again! "May Almighty God bless the United States of America" - parabellum 7/26/20 Live Free or Die! | |||
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What do you have to hit to dent a steel thermos? -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.” ― Charles M. Schulz | |||
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Life is a series of choices, none of which are new. The oldest is choosing to be a victim or choosing not to. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
The awkward wave after he saves the older couple is great.  | |||
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'Sooner or later, different scares people.' ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Did you ever see a match grade round traveling 3000 feet per second go through a window? Nobody does. | |||
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| H.O.F.I.S |
What movie is this? "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"? | |||
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| Sigforum K9 handler |
The Accountant | |||
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"I have a pocket protector." Still waiting for the sequel. | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
VERY disappointed that there has not yet been a sequel. ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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