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Say you’re the head of the Sinaloa Cartel.....
April 20, 2021, 05:29 PM
HRKSay you’re the head of the Sinaloa Cartel.....
.... Now, the cartels count their money by weighing it in 18-wheelers. But one sunny Mexican day, your in-house money scrubber comes to you and says you’re 30 million light. Who can you trust to do the forensic accounting, track your stolen cash? Deloitte and Touche? H&R Block? You somehow contact an individual capable of coming in cold, un-cooking years of books, and getting out alive. I retire in seven months, before I do, I need to know who he is, how he does it. I mean, who survives this kind of clientele? The secrets this guy has.
April 20, 2021, 06:16 PM
Orguss"Miss Medina. Tell Eliot Ness to get his feet off the furniture, he's not in a barn."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" April 20, 2021, 06:59 PM
Lt CHEGMen, women, children I give them hope, make them whole, do you even know what that’s like?
Yes, I do......bang!
Awesome movie, a big favorite of mine and my wife.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” April 20, 2021, 07:00 PM
Snake207You deserve wow.
April 20, 2021, 07:07 PM
jljonesSorry? Sorry doesn’t count you weird fuck.
April 20, 2021, 07:32 PM
Lord VaalicI like dogs playing poker.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day April 20, 2021, 09:20 PM
911BossBecause dogs would never bet on things, and so, it’s incongruous. I like incongruity.
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
April 20, 2021, 09:56 PM
WindhoverAre you a good dad?
April 21, 2021, 05:07 AM
thundersonHello Dreamboat...
I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown April 21, 2021, 09:24 AM
P250UA5Heavy sigh
The Enemy's gate is down. April 21, 2021, 10:34 AM
nhracecraftNo, I don't live here, this is a storage unit, that would be weird.
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If Some is Good, and More is Better.....then Too Much, is Just Enough !!
Trump 47....Make America Great Again!
"May Almighty God bless the United States of America" - parabellum 7/26/20
Live Free or Die!
April 21, 2021, 01:46 PM
Mr. PeteronimanWhat do you have to hit to dent a steel thermos?
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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schulz
April 21, 2021, 04:37 PM
Jimbo JonesLife is a series of choices, none of which are new. The oldest is choosing to be a victim or choosing not to.
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
April 22, 2021, 06:10 AM
46and2The awkward wave after he saves the older couple is great.
April 25, 2021, 10:41 AM
CQB60'Sooner or later, different scares people.'
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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
April 25, 2021, 06:00 PM
ss9961Did you ever see a match grade round traveling 3000 feet per second go through a window?
Nobody does.
April 25, 2021, 08:35 PM
21bubbaWhat movie is this?
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"? April 25, 2021, 08:42 PM
jljonesThe Accountant
April 25, 2021, 09:15 PM
mikeyspizza"I have a pocket protector."
Still waiting for the sequel.
April 25, 2021, 09:42 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by jljones:
The Accountant
VERY disappointed that there has not yet been a sequel.
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