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No, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drank all that cough syrup this morning.
 
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It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.....



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Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.




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C'mon, rhythm! Hut, 2, 3, 4. Black guys help the white guys...
 
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The names Francis Soyer. Everyone calls me psycho. Anyone calls me Francis and I’ll kill you.




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Lighten up, Francis...


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You white boys might get prison, but we gon' get hung.

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Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.

How you got Heavy Metal from this thread is beyond me.
 
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Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...



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"Gahh! I thought that was a dog around your neck!"

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quote:
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Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.


How you got Heavy Metal from this thread is beyond me.


Heavy Metal was produced by Ivan Reitman, and that story had both Harold Ramis and John Candy doing voices, so I totally get it. Big Grin
 
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You white boys might get prison, but we gon' get hung.

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Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.

How you got Heavy Metal from this thread is beyond me.


Yeah, my bad. Totally missed that one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BLQp3lnL2KQ&feature=share


Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean, like, flaming, or...

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.




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Now depression sets in....


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There she was just a walking down the street...

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Son of bitch.....shit....


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Ma'am, I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.


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