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Aren’t you going too fast?

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April 12, 2021, 06:59 PM
83v45magna
Aren’t you going too fast?
No, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drank all that cough syrup this morning.
April 12, 2021, 08:27 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.....


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April 12, 2021, 08:35 PM
Jimbo Jones
I once got my ass kicked in Wisconsin.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
April 12, 2021, 08:39 PM
ugeesta
Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.



We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
April 12, 2021, 08:45 PM
Sigmund
C'mon, rhythm! Hut, 2, 3, 4. Black guys help the white guys...
April 12, 2021, 09:24 PM
jljones
The names Francis Soyer. Everyone calls me psycho. Anyone calls me Francis and I’ll kill you.



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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



April 12, 2021, 09:36 PM
benny6
Lighten up, Francis...


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April 12, 2021, 09:43 PM
83v45magna
You white boys might get prison, but we gon' get hung.

quote:
Originally posted by ugeesta:
Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.

How you got Heavy Metal from this thread is beyond me.
April 12, 2021, 10:08 PM
Prefontaine
Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
April 12, 2021, 10:53 PM
LastCubScout
"Gahh! I thought that was a dog around your neck!"

quote:
Originally posted by 83v45magna:

quote:
Originally posted by ugeesta:
Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.


How you got Heavy Metal from this thread is beyond me.


Heavy Metal was produced by Ivan Reitman, and that story had both Harold Ramis and John Candy doing voices, so I totally get it. Big Grin
April 13, 2021, 12:59 AM
ugeesta
quote:
Originally posted by 83v45magna:
You white boys might get prison, but we gon' get hung.

quote:
Originally posted by ugeesta:
Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty.

How you got Heavy Metal from this thread is beyond me.


Yeah, my bad. Totally missed that one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BLQp3lnL2KQ&feature=share


Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean, like, flaming, or...

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.



We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
April 13, 2021, 02:52 AM
YooperSigs
Now depression sets in....


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 13, 2021, 01:20 PM
mlazarus
There she was just a walking down the street...

I confess, this movie and The Green Berets are two films that influenced my decision to join the Army.


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April 13, 2021, 02:17 PM
mojojojo
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.


Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
April 13, 2021, 03:14 PM
YellowJacket
Never hit anyone in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it.


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
April 13, 2021, 08:23 PM
Puckpilot78
Oh God I wish I was a loofah!


Mongo only pawn in game of life...
April 14, 2021, 10:19 AM
benny6
Son of bitch.....shit....


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April 14, 2021, 01:35 PM
CPD SIG
Ma'am, I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.


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