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is punch yo' mama in the mouth!
 
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Oh I love you two. You must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf.
 
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Big Enos Burdette's word is gold.


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My hat blew off, Daddy!

I hope your G**D*** head was in it!


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The got-dammed Germans got nothing to do with it!



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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Well, you sounded....taller...on the radio.




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This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.


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And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, Where are you, you sombitch?




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Had a lot of friends, didn't he, Daddy?


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Had a lot of friends, didn't he, Daddy?

If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.




Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
 
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There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins.




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Smokey and the Bandit II: "I'm goin' home and kick yo' mama in the butt."

Smokey III: "Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on yo' mama's head."
 
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