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"...soon as I get home, the first thing im gonna do.."
June 01, 2017, 05:29 PM
MRBTX"...soon as I get home, the first thing im gonna do.."
is punch yo' mama in the mouth!
June 01, 2017, 05:55 PM
f2Oh I love you two. You must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf.
June 01, 2017, 07:42 PM
Floyd D. BarberBig Enos Burdette's word is gold.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
June 01, 2017, 07:51 PM
slabsides45My hat blew off, Daddy!
I hope your G**D*** head was in it!
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
June 01, 2017, 07:54 PM
YellowJacketThe got-dammed Germans got nothing to do with it!
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. June 01, 2017, 08:11 PM
jljonesWell, you sounded....taller...on the radio.
June 01, 2017, 10:49 PM
heisriznThis happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.
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P320 X-Five Legion
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June 01, 2017, 10:57 PM
2012BOSS302And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, Where are you, you sombitch?
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. June 02, 2017, 08:33 AM
YooperSigsHad a lot of friends, didn't he, Daddy?
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 02, 2017, 09:02 AM
Todd Huffmanquote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Had a lot of friends, didn't he, Daddy?
If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. June 02, 2017, 09:56 AM
2000Z-71There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. June 02, 2017, 02:27 PM
LastCubScout Smokey and the Bandit II: "I'm goin' home and kick yo' mama in the butt."
Smokey III: "Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on yo' mama's head."