"...soon as I get home, the first thing im gonna do.."

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June 01, 2017, 05:29 PM

MRBTX

"...soon as I get home, the first thing im gonna do.."

is punch yo' mama in the mouth!

June 01, 2017, 05:55 PM

Oh I love you two. You must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf.

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June 01, 2017, 07:51 PM

slabsides45

My hat blew off, Daddy!

I hope your G**D*** head was in it!

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June 01, 2017, 07:54 PM

YellowJacket

The got-dammed Germans got nothing to do with it!

I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.

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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"

June 01, 2017, 10:49 PM

heisrizn

This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.

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June 01, 2017, 10:57 PM

2012BOSS302

And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, Where are you, you sombitch?

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June 02, 2017, 09:02 AM

Todd Huffman

quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Had a lot of friends, didn't he, Daddy?

If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.

Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.

June 02, 2017, 09:56 AM

2000Z-71

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins.

My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.

June 02, 2017, 02:27 PM

LastCubScout

Smokey and the Bandit II: "I'm goin' home and kick yo' mama in the butt."

Smokey III: "Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on yo' mama's head."