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Sharks, man. Cocaine Shark. Fentanyl Orca. No, that probably wouldn't be so good, just a dead floating whale.


Wait till the crystal meth crickets jump onto a screen near you. Wink




















Got the name of my new band. Big Grin







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The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime


 
Posts: 14032 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Probably going to be better than the new indiana jones


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Viagra Moose


Thanks for the laugh.


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Posts: 528 | Registered: October 03, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I'd rather have luck
than skill any day
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I’m all for a mindless flick occasionally.

But, somebody made the decision to bankroll this project. It’s hard for me to envision this thing making anything…hasn’t Hollywood made enough crap covid and post covid?
 
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Well we all were asking for something original and here it is.



Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
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Doin' what I can
with what I got
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I like the part where it ate the tree huggers.


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Posts: 5540 | Location: Greater Nashville, TN | Registered: May 11, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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And so this is Christmas,
And nobody cares,
I’m just so excited,
For Cocaine Bear.


“I'm fat because everytime I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.
 
Posts: 546 | Registered: December 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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How is Tom Arnold NOT in this movie?


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Posts: 2424 | Location: Northeast Ohio | Registered: December 12, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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something for this
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Another movie from the accomplished Director or the recent Charlie's Angels flop Elizabeth Banks. Now when this one flops we'll get another round about how sexist America is because no one saw a film with a female director...
 
Posts: 4153 | Location: Kansas City, MO | Registered: May 28, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
What is the
soup du jour?

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I was not aware Elizabeth Banks was involved. Thanks for the warning. I will take it under advisement.
 
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Jack of All Trades,
Master of Nothing
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I saw it tonight and it's bad. I was not expecting cinematic greatness, just over the top campiness with comical gore and it failed. A group of us ER nurses went out to see it. The ambulance chase scene had us all laughing out loud but that was about it. Bruce Campbell has nothing to worry about.




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Posts: 11762 | Location: Eagle River, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I saw it tonight and it's bad. I was not expecting cinematic greatness, just over the top campiness with comical gore and it failed. A group of us ER nurses went out to see it. The ambulance chase scene had us all laughing out loud but that was about it. Bruce Campbell has nothing to worry about.


Dang it. Was really looking forward to actually seeing it in a theater. I’ll have to sit back and wait for more feedback before I plunk down my money.


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Bill Clinton
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I'll wait for the streaming, there is no way my wife would watch this with me anyway



 
Posts: 5317 | Location: GA | Registered: September 23, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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Now available on Amazon prime!

I found it entertaining, but then I have a thing for over the top, dark humor, and gore.

Definitely worth the price I paid! (Free for Prime members)






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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I was not aware Elizabeth Banks was involved. Thanks for the warning. I will take it under advisement.


I won’t even watch it now on the free streaming. LMAO.



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Posts: 12614 | Location: Down South | Registered: January 16, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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I watched it on a flight to Vancouver last week, it's bad. I'm all in for stupid movies but they need some redeeming qualities. I may have chuckled once or twice, but overall it was NOT redeeming.
Used to be able to say "it's fine if you're killing time on a plane" but even that doesn't apply to this movie.




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No, not like
Bill Clinton
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I saw where Amazon has added it to Prime, my time has come Cool



 
Posts: 5317 | Location: GA | Registered: September 23, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It’s not good. I watched it for free yet I still felt like I paid too much. A couple laughs surrounded by a ridiculous story, poor script, poor everything.

The opening scene was funny. How the bad guy died made me chuckle. It is downhill from there.
 
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The only thing funnier is that it was mentioned that Elizabeth Banks was trying to get Universal to let her direct a remake of "The Invisible Woman." The jokes almost write themselves.
 
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A man's got to know
his limitations
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I watched it on Prime and I liked it. Good humor and some decent gore.



"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
 
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