Cocaine Bear!!

December 03, 2022, 03:49 PM

LS1 GTO

Cocaine Bear!!

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Sharks, man. Cocaine Shark. Fentanyl Orca. No, that probably wouldn't be so good, just a dead floating whale.

Wait till the crystal meth crickets jump onto a screen near you.

Got the name of my new band.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

December 04, 2022, 07:08 AM

jjkroll32

Probably going to be better than the new indiana jones

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December 04, 2022, 09:35 PM

mlazarus

quote:
Originally posted by BigSwede:
Viagra Moose

Thanks for the laugh.

January 29, 2023, 07:49 PM

mjlennon

I’m all for a mindless flick occasionally.

But, somebody made the decision to bankroll this project. It’s hard for me to envision this thing making anything…hasn’t Hollywood made enough crap covid and post covid?

January 30, 2023, 11:41 AM

Captain Morgan

Well we all were asking for something original and here it is.

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February 04, 2023, 09:11 PM

Rob Decker

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I like the part where it ate the tree huggers.

February 04, 2023, 10:14 PM

heydrich

And so this is Christmas,
And nobody cares,
I’m just so excited,
For Cocaine Bear.

“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.

Is committed to helping increasing carbon emissions.

February 11, 2023, 09:14 AM

oilpatch29

How is Tom Arnold NOT in this movie?

February 11, 2023, 10:02 AM

DanH

Another movie from the accomplished Director or the recent Charlie's Angels flop Elizabeth Banks. Now when this one flops we'll get another round about how sexist America is because no one saw a film with a female director...

February 11, 2023, 07:30 PM

Vgex

I was not aware Elizabeth Banks was involved. Thanks for the warning. I will take it under advisement.

February 24, 2023, 03:55 AM

2000Z-71

I saw it tonight and it's bad. I was not expecting cinematic greatness, just over the top campiness with comical gore and it failed. A group of us ER nurses went out to see it. The ambulance chase scene had us all laughing out loud but that was about it. Bruce Campbell has nothing to worry about.

February 24, 2023, 09:10 AM

irreverent

quote:
Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
I saw it tonight and it's bad. I was not expecting cinematic greatness, just over the top campiness with comical gore and it failed. A group of us ER nurses went out to see it. The ambulance chase scene had us all laughing out loud but that was about it. Bruce Campbell has nothing to worry about.

Dang it. Was really looking forward to actually seeing it in a theater. I’ll have to sit back and wait for more feedback before I plunk down my money.

February 24, 2023, 10:03 AM

BigSwede

I'll wait for the streaming, there is no way my wife would watch this with me anyway

August 16, 2023, 12:43 AM

911Boss

Now available on Amazon prime!

I found it entertaining, but then I have a thing for over the top, dark humor, and gore.

Definitely worth the price I paid! (Free for Prime members)

August 16, 2023, 12:48 AM

Prefontaine

quote:
Originally posted by Vgex:
I was not aware Elizabeth Banks was involved. Thanks for the warning. I will take it under advisement.

I won’t even watch it now on the free streaming. LMAO.

August 16, 2023, 06:58 AM

MikeGLI

I watched it on a flight to Vancouver last week, it's bad. I'm all in for stupid movies but they need some redeeming qualities. I may have chuckled once or twice, but overall it was NOT redeeming.
Used to be able to say "it's fine if you're killing time on a plane" but even that doesn't apply to this movie.

August 16, 2023, 09:24 AM

BigSwede

I saw where Amazon has added it to Prime, my time has come

August 16, 2023, 12:02 PM

pedropcola

It’s not good. I watched it for free yet I still felt like I paid too much. A couple laughs surrounded by a ridiculous story, poor script, poor everything.

The opening scene was funny. How the bad guy died made me chuckle. It is downhill from there.

August 16, 2023, 12:23 PM

DanH

The only thing funnier is that it was mentioned that Elizabeth Banks was trying to get Universal to let her direct a remake of "The Invisible Woman." The jokes almost write themselves.

August 16, 2023, 04:06 PM

hberttmank

I watched it on Prime and I liked it. Good humor and some decent gore.

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