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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | ||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
Here's a quarter.... Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
I'm Buck Melanoma...Moley Russell's wart. ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Member |
What’s his last name, Spray? Regards, P. | |||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"Ever hear of a tune up? Hehehehehe." "Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh!" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Not Today |
________________________ Hi,I'm Buck Melonoma,Moley Russels' wart. | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
Your car's on fire. | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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Evil Asian Member |
"Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm onto cigars now. I'm on a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum!" | |||
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Thank you Very little |
Miles: Where do you live? Buck: In the city. Miles: You have a house? Buck: Apartment. Miles: Own or rent? Buck: Rent. Miles: What do you do for a living? Buck: Lots of things. Miles: Where's your office? Buck: I don't have one. Miles: How come? Buck: I don't need one. Miles: Where's your wife? Buck: Don't have one. Miles: How come? Buck: It's a long story. Miles: You have kids? Buck: No I don't. Miles: How come? Buck: It's an even longer story. Miles: Are you my dad's brother? Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked? Miles: 38. Buck: I'm your dad's brother alright. | |||
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