I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart.
And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
August 16, 2018, 07:35 PM
Lord Vaalic
Here's a quarter.... Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
August 16, 2018, 08:50 PM
pbramlett
What’s his last name, Spray?
Regards,
P.
August 16, 2018, 09:58 PM
Orguss
"Ever hear of a tune up? Hehehehehe." "Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh!"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
August 17, 2018, 03:10 AM
badcopnodonut!!
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk: I'm Buck Melanoma...Moley Russell's wart.
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Hi,I'm Buck Melonoma,Moley Russels' wart.
August 17, 2018, 05:35 AM
tk13
Your car's on fire.
August 17, 2018, 07:20 AM
Hound Dog
Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
August 17, 2018, 12:40 PM
LastCubScout
"Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm onto cigars now. I'm on a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum!"
August 17, 2018, 01:45 PM
HRK
Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
