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We almost lost a $400 handcar. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Ball Haulin' |
Johnny: "Where are you from originally?" Robyn: "Twin Falls, ID." Johnny: "...Figures..."  -------------------------------------- "There are things we know. There are things we dont know. Then there are the things we dont know that we dont know." | |||
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Caribou gorn |
The fact that you sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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I'm tempted as well: https://www.teepublic.com/t-sh...ane-memorial-thruway -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Political Cynic |
I think that its probably the funniest, most incorrect movie ever made, and we probably won't ever see anything like it ever again fortunately that makes it immune from any attempt by Hollywood to do a remake [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Here's what came on after her.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP1naABS7e4 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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posting without pants |
One of my favorite movies. A hilarious comedy, that spends hours making fun of racism. Ironically, SJW's have tried to shut it down from it's viewing on TV. Of course, since it contains the word "nigger" it is obviously untouchable. Despite the fact that the basic premise of the movie mocks racism... Hard to imagine the actual point escapes a social justice warrior... A classic film and one I enjoy each and every time. Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | |||
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Dances with Wiener Dogs |
He said the Sheriff is near. _______________________ “The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” Ayn Rand “If we relinquish our rights because of fear, what is it exactly, then, we are fighting for?” Sen. Rand Paul | |||
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I've had to explain that to a couple of people. Blazing Saddles makes white people look like an incredible group of idiots. Love it. | |||
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Telecom Ronin |
I put a phrase under my email signature, my current "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives" "DITTO" | |||
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"You would do it for Randolph Scott"... Crowd chants: "Randolph Scott". ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Pryor cam up with this little gem. Nice little collection. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter. *********************************** "What do you like to do?" "Oh, I don't know....play chess....screw...." "Why don't we play chess?" When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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The role of the Waco Kid was originally set to be portrayed by a washed up alcoholic actor. He didn't make it past his first scene. The upside down jail cell scene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gig_Young "After a substantial supporting role in Lovers and Other Strangers in 1970, alcoholism began to cost him roles. He collapsed on the set of the comedy film Blazing Saddles during his first day of shooting due to alcohol withdrawal, and was fired". __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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A favorite joke I did not hear until last viewing was a guy saying "that's the end of this suit". Made me laugh, even subtle background jokes going on... | |||
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Believe it or not I have never seen it. 'I am the danger'...Hiesenberg NRA Certified Pistol Instructor NRA Certified Rifle Instructor NRA Life Member | |||
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What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here! | |||
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| Conspirator of Mopery |
"Of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I've spoken to you" | |||
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