There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he's a college professor.

There once was a Sig-centric forum
Well known for its thoughtful decorum
Whose members will chat
About this and that
With broad knowledge of all topics before 'em

^^^ That should be good for something. I’m not sure what but something.