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The Velvet Voicebox
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Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.



"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones



 
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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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Lelu Dallas Multipass!


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A real killer would have asked about the red button.
 
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But grandfather say, "It never rain everyday"



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You're a monster, Zorg!
I know.


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I'm, uh, looking for a priest.
Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.




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Anybody else want to negotiate?



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Smoke you!!!
 
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It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a...
 
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Q. Are you classified as human?

A. Well, since a DNA test revealed that I am about 3% Neanderthal, not entirely.
 
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Anybody else want to negotiate?


Where did he learn to negotiate like that!?

I wonder.


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I identify as human.
 
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If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
 
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HA! Big Grin



"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones



 
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