Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
--Sir Winston Churchill
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
--James Earl Jones
March 09, 2020, 10:44 AM
clubleaf206
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.This message has been edited. Last edited by: clubleaf206,
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March 09, 2020, 11:56 AM
Loswsmith
Lelu Dallas Multipass!
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
March 09, 2020, 12:14 PM
apprentice
A real killer would have asked about the red button.
I'm, uh, looking for a priest. Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.
suaviter in modo, fortiter in re
March 09, 2020, 08:40 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
Anybody else want to negotiate?
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
March 10, 2020, 10:24 AM
Leemur
Smoke you!!!
March 10, 2020, 10:40 AM
patw
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a...
March 10, 2020, 10:50 AM
Fed161
Q. Are you classified as human?
A. Well, since a DNA test revealed that I am about 3% Neanderthal, not entirely.
March 10, 2020, 11:47 AM
Loswsmith
quote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo: Anybody else want to negotiate?
Where did he learn to negotiate like that!?
I wonder.
___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors
Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
March 10, 2020, 11:53 AM
Dwill104
I identify as human.
March 10, 2020, 08:11 PM
airsoft guy
quote:
Originally posted by Will938: If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
March 10, 2020, 08:45 PM
erj_pilot
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
March 11, 2020, 08:33 AM
Cliff
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
HA!
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
--Sir Winston Churchill
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
