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"I know, they're called doctors."



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
 
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Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the guarantee fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right Ted?



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The scene when Richard hits him with a 2 x 4 by Mystery Mountain in Port Clinton area is classic.

Great movie.

I miss Chris!


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I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.


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Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I will. I have spare time.



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Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.
 
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Hey Tommy! Quit playing with your dinghy!



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"Hey, does this suit make me look fat?"
"No, no, no, your face does."



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One of my favorite movies of all time. Comedic perfection.
 
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RT, I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud.




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RT, I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud.


Rob, you were there...




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My favorite exchange from the movie still is:



[Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]

Richard Hayden : Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?

Tommy : Please go away let me sleep, *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!*

Richard Hayden : Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?

Tommy : What kind of hotel is this?

[opens door]

Tommy : Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.

Richard Hayden : Good morning, sunshine.


 
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