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"You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years."

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June 15, 2023, 06:31 PM
Orguss
"You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years."
"I know, they're called doctors."


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
June 15, 2023, 08:39 PM
mojojojo
Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the guarantee fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right Ted?


Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
June 15, 2023, 09:12 PM
P-220
The scene when Richard hits him with a 2 x 4 by Mystery Mountain in Port Clinton area is classic.

Great movie.

I miss Chris!


Niech Zyje P-220

Steve
June 16, 2023, 03:14 PM
CoolRich59
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.


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June 16, 2023, 03:27 PM
Puckpilot78
Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I will. I have spare time.


Mongo only pawn in game of life...
June 16, 2023, 06:37 PM
corsair
Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.
June 16, 2023, 07:06 PM
YellowJacket
Hey Tommy! Quit playing with your dinghy!


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
June 16, 2023, 09:34 PM
Orguss
"Hey, does this suit make me look fat?"
"No, no, no, your face does."


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
June 17, 2023, 10:26 AM
DaBigBR
One of my favorite movies of all time. Comedic perfection.
June 18, 2023, 07:55 AM
PASig



June 18, 2023, 11:11 PM
jljones
RT, I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud.



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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



June 19, 2023, 08:15 AM
MikeGLI
quote:
Originally posted by jljones:
RT, I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud.


Rob, you were there...



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
June 19, 2023, 09:59 AM
PASig
My favorite exchange from the movie still is:



[Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]

Richard Hayden : Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?

Tommy : Please go away let me sleep, *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!*

Richard Hayden : Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?

Tommy : What kind of hotel is this?

[opens door]

Tommy : Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.

Richard Hayden : Good morning, sunshine.