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| The Whack-Job Whisperer  |
And St Atilla did hold on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and spake.......... 7+1 Rounds of hope and change | ||
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Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." | |||
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1, 2, 5! 3, sir! 3! The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
And they did feast on the lambs, toads, tree sloths, fruit bats, orangutans, and the breakfast cereals... I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Old Air Cavalryman |
<<<< Don't forget the Holy Book of Armaments!  "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." | |||
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DeadHead |
That rabbit's dynamite! "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Mistake Not... |
Skip on a bit. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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I'm Fine |
What... is your favourite colour? Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! ------------------ SBrooks | |||
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If you have never done so, watch that movie with closed captioning. You'd be surprised how much hilarious stuff you missed. | |||
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I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Run away!! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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"Oh, you got my note"! "Well, I got A note." | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Tis but a scratch. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Mistake Not... |
Your arms off. No it isn't. Well what's that then? [Looks] I've had worse. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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