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Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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May 01, 2019, 10:49 AM
18DAI
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
And St Atilla did hold on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and spake..........


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May 01, 2019, 11:57 AM
HRK
Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin.

Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
May 01, 2019, 12:00 PM
P250UA5
1, 2, 5!
3, sir!
3!



The Enemy's gate is down.
May 01, 2019, 12:11 PM
YellowJacket
And they did feast on the lambs, toads, tree sloths, fruit bats, orangutans, and the breakfast cereals...


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
May 01, 2019, 01:23 PM
kkina
You know it's real...



'Pirate ship' hand grenade discovered near 17th-century wreck site


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"Pen & Sword as one."
May 01, 2019, 01:39 PM
ARMT Guy
<<<< Don't forget the Holy Book of Armaments! Wink



"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."



May 01, 2019, 04:49 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
That rabbit's dynamite!


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May 01, 2019, 05:30 PM
Loswsmith
quote:
Originally posted by YellowJacket:
And they did feast on the lambs, toads, tree sloths, fruit bats, orangutans, and the breakfast cereals...


Skip on a bit.


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May 02, 2019, 07:42 AM
SBrooks
What... is your favourite colour?

Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!!


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May 02, 2019, 08:57 PM
NK402
If you have never done so, watch that movie with closed captioning. You'd be surprised how much hilarious stuff you missed.
May 02, 2019, 09:44 PM
PeteF
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
May 02, 2019, 09:45 PM
mr kablammo
Run away!!


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May 03, 2019, 06:37 AM
NK402
"Oh, you got my note"!

"Well, I got A note."
May 03, 2019, 08:48 AM
Floyd D. Barber
Tis but a scratch.


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May 03, 2019, 12:51 PM
Loswsmith
Your arms off.

No it isn't.

Well what's that then?

[Looks] I've had worse.


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Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors

Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.

Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi