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I'll start: Marge: "These mixed nuts are so expensive!" Homer: "Why don't we just get separate nuts and mix them at home?" הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | ||
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Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems! This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato | |||
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Mr Burns: Doughnuts?? I told you, no ethnic food! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Homer: Sweet sweet candy... | |||
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At the company picnic. Mr. Burns: "And . . . make yourselves at home." Bart: "Hear that Dad? You can lay around in your underwear and scratch yourself." | |||
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Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place. Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away. Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney! Chief Wiggum: (Gets out of car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8. Eddie: (Into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels. _____________________________________ "We must not allow a mine shaft gap." | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
My two favorite lines by a wide margin are.... “Here is to alcohol, the cause and solution to all life’s problems.” And Homer being told there is a waiting period when he is buying a gun “Awwww but I’m angry now.” "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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Lisa, upon witnessing Bart kneeling in prayer next to his bed: 'Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel' Another Lisa quote, when Danny Devito voiced Homer's long lost brother. He was rich and successful and of course his new association with Homer resulted in his life becoming a disaster. While watching him board a bus out of town (he had arrived in a limo), she said ' 'Everything in his life was an unbridled success, until he found out he was a Simpson.' Homer: 'Remember the family jewels, son'This message has been edited. Last edited by: 83v45magna, | |||
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Mr. Scorpio: Hey Homer, which country do you like least...Italy or France? Homer: Mmmmm...France. Scorpio: Heh heh...no one ever says Italy. ( Adjusts death ray) Evaluating volume of fire vs. shot placement effectiveness. | |||
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| Evil Asian Member |
You mean it's not: "When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power, like God must feel ... when he's holding a gun!" | |||
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 Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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Mr. Burns: Release the hounds!!! | |||
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From the first Treehouse of Horror episode: The Haunted House: They are all against you Bart. You must kill them all. They all must die! Bart: Are you my conscience? The Haunted House: I... yes, I am. I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
Homer goes on a diet. The doughnut shop owner hears this and says in a shocked voice... “...and I just bought a boat!” _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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In exaggerated fake voice to postal worker- “My name is Mr. Burns; I believe you have a letter for me”. “Ok Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?”. Pause... “I don’t know”...(even to this day, any time I don’t know the answer to something, I tell the wife “I don’t know” in the voice  )Another favorite is a response by Homer to Mr. Burns telling Homer to get off his property- “Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?” “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Ralph Wiggim: "me fail english? That's unpossible!" Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six | |||
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| Ol' Jack always says... what the hell. |
Barney laying on the bar drinking straight from the tap: "Uh oh, my heart just stopped......oh, there it goes" | |||
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| E tan e epi tas |
HA my buddies and I have been know to say that when drinking.  Something else I have been know to say to visitors is.... /APU voice = ON/ “Thank you for coming, I’ll see you in hell!” I’m not even a Simpsons acolyte so to speak but it has so many great quotables. Who hasn’t put their hands together and muttered “Excellent” in their best Mr. Burns. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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| Probably on a trip |
Another great Barney quote, when someone opens the bar to Moe's: "Ahhhh! Natural light! Get if off me!" This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato | |||
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"We Germans are not all smiles und sunshine!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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