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| Live long and prosper  |
I found the first movie as painful as having all wisdom teeth pulled through the ass. The second installment is nowhere near such an interesting experience. A turd. And if you wonder why would I watch this, the answer is I'm married 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | ||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
 ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Green Mountain Boy |
She's friggin adorable though. !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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Go Vols! |
There were a lot of married men in the movie theater. I don't recall anything about the story though. I don't even remember all that much sex in it. | |||
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| I swear I had something for this |
Remember, this was Twilight fan fiction... | |||
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| Banned |
Thanks for saving me the time and money. | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
Really, really, really bad Twilight fiction to boot. | |||
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Still finding my way |
If you can sit through it at least you know you'll be getting some that night.  | |||
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ummm, he said he is married. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
^ HA!  "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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The next installment is called "Darker and Hotter" and told from the perspective of the butt plug. | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
_______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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And she's secretly wishing she wasn't. You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
...and unpolished at that.  Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
My sympathies. I skimmed the first book to see what all the buzz was about. I can't imagine why anyone would read the sequels or watch the movies on purpose of their own free will. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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For your consideration: "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
If the guy in the original movie had lived in a trailer park instead being a bajillionaire, it would have been an episode of Criminal Minds. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Haha, so true. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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| Live long and prosper |
Couldn't find the time to read it in English but my curiosity made me download the audiobook in Spain's spanish which sounds quite different from our own variety. I've never laughed so hard in ages. It was absolutely hilarious, wet your pants funny. Wonder if read aloud with a silly female voice in Indian english or in a harsh german accent it would even come close. Definitely worth those five minutes I listened. 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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