I found the first movie as painful as having all wisdom teeth pulled through the ass. The second installment is nowhere near such an interesting experience.
A turd.
And if you wonder why would I watch this, the answer is I'm married
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May 08, 2017, 07:38 PM
Balzé Halzé
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May 08, 2017, 10:33 PM
Jus228
She's friggin adorable though.
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If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
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May 09, 2017, 04:54 AM
Oz_Shadow
There were a lot of married men in the movie theater. I don't recall anything about the story though. I don't even remember all that much sex in it.
May 09, 2017, 08:42 AM
DanH
Remember, this was Twilight fan fiction...
May 09, 2017, 10:27 AM
mrmn50
Thanks for saving me the time and money.
May 09, 2017, 10:45 AM
46and2
quote:
Originally posted by DanH: Remember, this was Twilight fan fiction...
Really, really, really bad Twilight fiction to boot.
May 09, 2017, 10:53 AM
Ryanp225
If you can sit through it at least you know you'll be getting some that night.
May 09, 2017, 10:56 AM
ScorpionBoy
ummm, he said he is married.
May 09, 2017, 12:28 PM
Cliff
^ HA!
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
--Sir Winston Churchill
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
--James Earl Jones
May 09, 2017, 12:37 PM
berto
The next installment is called "Darker and Hotter" and told from the perspective of the butt plug.
May 09, 2017, 01:10 PM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
_______________________________________________________ despite them
May 09, 2017, 01:24 PM
fpuhan
quote:
And if you wonder why would I watch this, the answer is I'm married
And she's secretly wishing she wasn't.
You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.
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May 09, 2017, 01:34 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by 0-0: A turd.
...and unpolished at that.
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May 09, 2017, 05:38 PM
brecaidra
My sympathies. I skimmed the first book to see what all the buzz was about. I can't imagine why anyone would read the sequels or watch the movies on purpose of their own free will.
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May 09, 2017, 05:49 PM
Green Highlander
For your consideration:
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
May 09, 2017, 06:48 PM
zoom6zoom
If the guy in the original movie had lived in a trailer park instead being a bajillionaire, it would have been an episode of Criminal Minds.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
May 09, 2017, 08:13 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom: If the guy in the original movie had lived in a trailer park instead being a bajillionaire, it would have been an episode of Criminal Minds.
Haha, so true.
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
May 09, 2017, 08:36 PM
0-0
quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra: My sympathies. I skimmed the first book to see what all the buzz was about. I can't imagine why anyone would read the sequels or watch the movies on purpose of their own free will.
Couldn't find the time to read it in English but my curiosity made me download the audiobook in Spain's spanish which sounds quite different from our own variety. I've never laughed so hard in ages. It was absolutely hilarious, wet your pants funny. Wonder if read aloud with a silly female voice in Indian english or in a harsh german accent it would even come close. Definitely worth those five minutes I listened.
