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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Oh he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | ||
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Still finding my way |
Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin. | |||
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| No good deed goes unpunished  |
People train runs outta S-S-Stubbville. | |||
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Conductor in Residence |
She's a real trooper! | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
"Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal: Oh boy, what? Car Rental Agent: You're fucked! __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Rule #1: Use enough gun |
You play with your balls a lot. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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| Unhyphenated American |
You know what'd make me happy? Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers? __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Those aren't pillows!!! ___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..." | |||
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| Rule #1: Use enough gun |
If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them? When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
Del: I can't forget it. I am sorry. I had no idea it was your cab. Let me make it up to you. How about a nice hot dog and a beer. Neal: No thanks. Del: Just a hot dog then. Neal: I'm kinda picky about what I eat. Del: Some coffee? Neal: No. Del: Milk? Neal: No. [becoming more annoyed] Del: Soda? Neal: No. [annoyance rising] Del: Tea? Neal: No Del: LifeSavers? Neal: No. Del: Slurpee? Neal: Sir - please. Del: Just let me know. I'm here. [smiles, shaking his finger at Neal] Del: I knew I knew ya! | |||
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Probably on a trip |
What do you think the temperature is? One. This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato | |||
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| Probably on a trip |
Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Yes sir, I do. This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven! |
 Del: I've got two dollars and a Casio. Hotel Clerk: I'm afraid I'm going to have to say goodnight... | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
There ya go. Last room in the complex. You mean Sh-share? | |||
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I love it "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin, 1759-- Special Edition - Reverse TT 229ST.Sig Logo'd CTC Grips., Bedair guide rod | |||
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