Oh he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
March 28, 2017, 11:50 AM
Ryanp225
Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin.
March 28, 2017, 01:16 PM
cheesegrits
People train runs outta S-S-Stubbville.
March 28, 2017, 05:57 PM
Maestro
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225: Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin.
She's a real trooper!
March 28, 2017, 06:02 PM
Bigboreshooter
"Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it."
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
March 28, 2017, 06:02 PM
Floyd D. Barber
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
March 28, 2017, 06:09 PM
Bigboreshooter
You play with your balls a lot.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
March 28, 2017, 06:35 PM
Floyd D. Barber
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter: You play with your balls a lot.
You know what'd make me happy?
Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
March 28, 2017, 06:43 PM
JDHunz
Those aren't pillows!!!
___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..."
March 28, 2017, 06:43 PM
Bigboreshooter
If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
March 28, 2017, 11:57 PM
PASig
Del: I can't forget it. I am sorry. I had no idea it was your cab. Let me make it up to you. How about a nice hot dog and a beer. Neal: No thanks. Del: Just a hot dog then. Neal: I'm kinda picky about what I eat. Del: Some coffee? Neal: No. Del: Milk? Neal: No. [becoming more annoyed] Del: Soda? Neal: No. [annoyance rising] Del: Tea? Neal: No Del: LifeSavers? Neal: No. Del: Slurpee? Neal: Sir - please. Del: Just let me know. I'm here. [smiles, shaking his finger at Neal] Del: I knew I knew ya!
March 29, 2017, 01:57 AM
furlough
What do you think the temperature is?
One.
This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato
March 29, 2017, 02:00 AM
furlough
Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
Yes sir, I do.
This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato
March 29, 2017, 02:34 PM
PASig
Del: I've got two dollars and a Casio.
Hotel Clerk: I'm afraid I'm going to have to say goodnight...
March 31, 2017, 02:36 PM
83v45magna
There ya go. Last room in the complex.
You mean Sh-share?
March 31, 2017, 03:12 PM
side_shot
quote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber: Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
I love it
"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin, 1759--
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