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It's Melon man. He's throwing the greatest party of all time! The whole world is there. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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...about what, I have no idea. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Still finding my way |
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
The answer is...4? | |||
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whoever wrote that paper doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Straighten out my Longfellow. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Why don't you call me some time, when you have no class? __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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You look like the poster child for birth control. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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We were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together we made mud. | |||
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I feel like I just gave birth, to an accountant! “I used to be totally into Steve Vai and Joe Satriani and other shredders, and I tried to emulate what they did and really grow as a guitarist,” Mr. Hanneman said in “Louder Than Hell.” “Then I said, ‘I don’t think I’m that talented, but more important, I don’t care.’ ” | |||
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What's with the midget? | |||
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No, no, I never get physical. I just get upset. When I get upset, he gets physical. | |||
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Ooh I love teachers. You do something wrong and they make you do it over again. | |||
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non ducor, duco |
Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight. First In Last Out | |||
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Whats a bath without bubbles? Hey Bubbles. | |||
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I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter. She corrected it. | |||
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Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you. Ignem Feram | |||
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| Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. |
I went to see my doctor Told him I need a vasectomy I’d hate to knock up the mistress He said with a face like mine, I’m not knocking anybody up | |||
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