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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
"Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution." | ||
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Go Vols! |
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You have said your name is "Not Sure"... ___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever... | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven! |
Carl's Jr. Computer : Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES! Woman at Carl's Jr. : You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box. Carl's Jr. Computer : Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES? Woman at Carl's Jr. : I said I didn't get any! Carl's Jr. Computer : Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Woman at Carl's Jr. : What? Oh no, NO! [She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "WARNING! Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism"] Carl's Jr. Computer : I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble. Woman at Carl's Jr. : Come on! My kids are starvin'! Carl's Jr. Computer : [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a fast-acting tranquilizer in her face] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating." [Joe approaches the computer] Carl's Jr. Computer : Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES! | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Go away, I'm Batin' | |||
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Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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| Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
There’s that fag talk we talked about. | |||
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Holy SHIT....it’s Beef Supreme!!!! ___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever... | |||
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You went to law school? At Costco? --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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| Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle  |
"And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!" This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson | |||
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I like money. | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
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Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way. Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
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That’s what you said last time dickhead! SOUTH CAROLINA, WHATS UP!!!! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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| Fighting the good fight |
Welcome to Costco... I love you. | |||
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| Live for today. Tomorrow will cost more  |
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!" suaviter in modo, fortiter in re | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
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