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"Ladies And Gentlemen, The President Of America!"

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June 17, 2020, 10:54 AM
PASig
"Ladies And Gentlemen, The President Of America!"
"Shit.

I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."


June 17, 2020, 10:57 AM
Oz_Shadow
B8n
June 17, 2020, 10:57 AM
Twist
You have said your name is "Not Sure"...


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Not giving a damn since...whenever...
June 17, 2020, 11:41 AM
PASig
Carl's Jr. Computer : Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!

Woman at Carl's Jr. : You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.

Carl's Jr. Computer : Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?

Woman at Carl's Jr. : I said I didn't get any!

Carl's Jr. Computer : Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.

Woman at Carl's Jr. : What? Oh no, NO!

[She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "WARNING! Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism"]

Carl's Jr. Computer : I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.

Woman at Carl's Jr. : Come on! My kids are starvin'!

Carl's Jr. Computer : [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a fast-acting tranquilizer in her face] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[Joe approaches the computer]

Carl's Jr. Computer : Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!


June 17, 2020, 11:42 AM
BigSwede
Go away, I'm Batin'



June 17, 2020, 01:58 PM
Prefontaine
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
June 17, 2020, 02:06 PM
ss9961
There’s that fag talk we talked about.
June 17, 2020, 04:21 PM
Twist
Holy SHIT....it’s Beef Supreme!!!!


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Not giving a damn since...whenever...
June 17, 2020, 04:38 PM
Jimbo Jones
You went to law school? At Costco?


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
June 17, 2020, 06:54 PM
redstone
"And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"



This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson
June 17, 2020, 07:37 PM
patw
I like money.
June 18, 2020, 01:14 PM
RogueJSK

June 18, 2020, 06:26 PM
cas
Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

June 18, 2020, 06:57 PM
parabellum

June 18, 2020, 07:11 PM
Prefontaine
That’s what you said last time dickhead!

SOUTH CAROLINA, WHATS UP!!!!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
June 19, 2020, 07:36 AM
RogueJSK
Welcome to Costco... I love you.
June 21, 2020, 08:30 PM
motor59
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"




suaviter in modo, fortiter in re
June 21, 2020, 08:38 PM
parabellum

June 21, 2020, 10:32 PM
46and2