A most generous karma. Please include me.
 

Thanks for a chance.

"I do not want any more guns, I do not want any more guns, I do not want any more..."

one of my favorites

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

thanks for the generous karma
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Way back when I was headed out of town to play poker with some friends over the weekend and needed a few cigars... drove up to the local mall where my cigar store was and the parking lot was packed... this was odd... but I was in a hurry and late for getting on the road and so jumped out of my car and headed to the front entrance.... I did note that there were several local TV station vans out front and some folks with signs down the way... I walked into the front entrance and realized that Obama, who was running for president the first time, was out in the center of the mall making a speech... my cigar store was near the entrance off to the right... I ran in there quick and bought what I needed and got the hell out of there.. It seems the secret service were not on top of things that day.... not only was I carrying... but this is how I was dressed less the head phones:

Ruger hat and note what the tee shirt says:

Put my name in the hat please

I would like to be included, and WAR EAGLE!

Just found out that I'm afraid of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them!

Thank you nice karma, don't include me but I'll share.
Was over shoeing horses for a customer, his daughter and 3 year old granddaughter were up visiting. The little girl couldn't talk plain and was running around outside yelling itty at, itty at! My customer asked what she was saying and his daughter said she is chasing your kitty cat. My customer said; I don't have a kitty cat. They went out and she was chasing a skunk, why it didn't spray her we will never knew.

I would love a chance.

How do snails fight? They slug it out! (This kills in the 3d grade.)

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I'm in!

Nice!

Very generous karma of you! No need to count me in as I already have an XD, but I had a joke.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino

Great karma! I'm in and thank you!

My favorites are at 1:27 and 2:25

Why do male dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

Very generous. Thanks for the chance.

Great karma - please add my name. Thank you.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.

Great karma and please add me to the list. True story: My late grandfather was a deeply religious man and lived by his faith. One day my grandmother was chewing him a new one about something he had forgotten to do. He couldn't get a word in edgewise. When she stormed out of the room he looked at me and said, "Adam had a rib that wasn't bothering him one bit."

I’m in. Thank you.

World’s funniest joke:


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing, so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

I’m in- thanks for the chance!