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*** KARMA - Springfield Armory XD-9 4" 9mm ### Winner = PASig ### ***

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June 02, 2021, 06:11 AM
henryaz
*** KARMA - Springfield Armory XD-9 4" 9mm ### Winner = PASig ### ***
 
A most generous karma. Please include me.
 




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June 02, 2021, 11:42 AM
wxl
Thanks for a chance.

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June 02, 2021, 03:42 PM
Mr. Peteroniman
one of my favorites

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

thanks for the generous karma
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June 02, 2021, 05:12 PM
Blume9mm
Way back when I was headed out of town to play poker with some friends over the weekend and needed a few cigars... drove up to the local mall where my cigar store was and the parking lot was packed... this was odd... but I was in a hurry and late for getting on the road and so jumped out of my car and headed to the front entrance.... I did note that there were several local TV station vans out front and some folks with signs down the way... I walked into the front entrance and realized that Obama, who was running for president the first time, was out in the center of the mall making a speech... my cigar store was near the entrance off to the right... I ran in there quick and bought what I needed and got the hell out of there.. It seems the secret service were not on top of things that day.... not only was I carrying... but this is how I was dressed less the head phones:

Ruger hat and note what the tee shirt says:




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June 02, 2021, 05:17 PM
BigSwede
Put my name in the hat please





June 03, 2021, 02:00 PM
bronicabill
I would like to be included, and WAR EAGLE!

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June 03, 2021, 02:18 PM
gunnutty
Thank you nice karma, don't include me but I'll share.
Was over shoeing horses for a customer, his daughter and 3 year old granddaughter were up visiting. The little girl couldn't talk plain and was running around outside yelling itty at, itty at! My customer asked what she was saying and his daughter said she is chasing your kitty cat. My customer said; I don't have a kitty cat. They went out and she was chasing a skunk, why it didn't spray her we will never knew.
June 03, 2021, 03:10 PM
jhe888
I would love a chance.

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June 03, 2021, 03:16 PM
nra-life-member

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June 03, 2021, 03:31 PM
Jester814
I'm in!




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June 03, 2021, 06:55 PM
texassierra
Nice!




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June 03, 2021, 07:24 PM
Kskelton
Very generous karma of you! No need to count me in as I already have an XD, but I had a joke.

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Elephino


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June 04, 2021, 06:45 PM
flesheatingvirus
Great karma! I'm in and thank you!

My favorites are at 1:27 and 2:25




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June 05, 2021, 12:22 AM
357p239
Why do male dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.
June 05, 2021, 07:05 AM
BB61
Very generous. Thanks for the chance.




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June 05, 2021, 07:12 AM
mojojojo
Great karma - please add my name. Thank you.

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June 05, 2021, 11:01 AM
bubbatime
When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.


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June 05, 2021, 03:47 PM
fiasconva
Great karma and please add me to the list. True story: My late grandfather was a deeply religious man and lived by his faith. One day my grandmother was chewing him a new one about something he had forgotten to do. He couldn't get a word in edgewise. When she stormed out of the room he looked at me and said, "Adam had a rib that wasn't bothering him one bit."



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June 05, 2021, 05:32 PM
Alpha Bravo
I’m in. Thank you.

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June 05, 2021, 06:29 PM
Maestro
I’m in- thanks for the chance!